Just when you thought things couldn’t get any hotter in frigid Alaska, “Little Women: LA” decided to step it up a notch. These women may be small in stature but they are big on drama, especially Briana. Briana is the shortest out of all the women in LA and she makes up for it with how much constant drama she has going on in her personal life.
On Wednesday night’s episode, the women are still on their Alaska getaway. Viewers see the group going to visit the Alaskan Native Heritage Center. Terra pulls Briana aside to talk about the strange texts Briana sent to Terra during the night. Apparently, Terra, Joe, and Matt went to the hotel bar the night before. Terra went back up to her room while Joe and Matt stayed until the bar closed. While the boys were at the bar, Briana and Matt go into a fight and Briana threatened divorce. Joe went up to his room at midnight and Matt did not. Briana was worried where Matt was so she texts Terra at 1:30 am to see if she knows. In true Matt style, he was chatting up a woman at the bar (reportedly a bartender). According to Briana, Matt did not come back to the room until 4 am. Briana grills Matt about his disappearance, he claims to have gone on a 4-hour walk to clear his head from their fight. When Matt shows back up, Briana shares with Terra they had amazing makeup sex. Briana also shared she feels closer to Matt than she has in a long time. Terra asks Briana about how her and Matt’s sex life has been. Wait; does anyone really want to know the answer? Briana informs Terra there has been a bit of a drought in the bedroom.
After the group leaves the Heritage Center, viewers see Matt and Briana talking in their hotel room. I guess sex is the Band-Aid for their relationship and has made everything a-ok. Everything is fine until Briana and Matt decide to play Monday morning quarterback and dissect their earlier fight. As we have seen Matt do many times, he flips everything around, blaming Briana for the fight and his bad behavior and Briana allows it each time.
Terra and Tonya meet up alone. Terra fills Tonya in on the rumors traveling around the hotel about Matt’s promiscuous behavior and the pictures surfacing as well. Tonya tells Terra not to bring it up to Briana because Briana will only reject any information the girls bring to her in regards to Matt. Fast-forward to the boat ride, something beautiful and serene, for a split second anyways. Terra wanted to talk with Briana and the other ladies away from the men. Terra shows Briana the pictures on her phone, in an attempt to make Briana face the fact of Matt being unfaithful. Terra informs Briana the word around the hotel is that Matt left the bar with the woman and went to her room for the next 3 hours. Oh and he supposedly smoked pot to boot. At this point, I think the pot is a little ancillary to the point. In true Briana fashion, she denies any wrongdoing on Matt’s part and puts sole blame on the bar lady. Elena speaks up with the right statement at the right time and tells Briana the real issue is, “your husband cannot keep his d*ck in his pants”.
Briana storms downstairs where Matt and the other men are hanging out, completely unaware of the sh*t storm heading their way. Briana confronts Matt and wants to know what really happened RIGHT NOW because “our marriage is on the line”. It makes you wonder if Briana had all this fire and brimstone because the other girls were there and Briana felt as though she had to confront Matt to make herself look strong and not like the doormat she has become. The other men scatter, trying to take cover from the Briana avalanche. Briana repeats the information Terra has told her at an impressive speed. Of course, Matt denies everything. Well, almost everything. Matt manages to recall all of a sudden, “I did not have sex, I kissed her”. It only took Briana asking incessantly, seemingly at least 10 times. Briana, shocked for a moment (probably in shock of Matt admitting something, doesn’t happen often), snaps back and twos her gloves in Matt’s face. Briana then exclaims their marriage is over…for real this time. With a look of disgust on her face, Briana tells Matt if she knew he had touched another woman the night before, she would have never had sex with him that night. Briana then yells at Matt, telling him he’s sick. Again, Matt flips everything around on Briana and basically says she drove him into the arms of another woman. Matt says, “nobody puts up with this much sh*t when they’re married to someone”. Briana and Matt are consistent and have their dance down pat when it comes to arguments. Briana confronts, Matt denies and blames Briana, Briana rolls over. Rinse and repeat. Please, Briana, don’t let us all down. We beg you to leave this walking STD for good this time.
Do you think Briana will ever leave Matt? If she does, what do you think it will take?
***While writing this article I went to Briana’s Instagram page. What did I find? Briana has made her page private now.
Written by Tilly Tinson
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